ERIC CLEMENT: A Tribute by CMan

 Anybody out there remember porn star uber-bottom ERIC CLEMENT ?! He starred in a number of loops in the late 70's & early '80s, as well as a few feature length titles ! He was never a headliner, though given the consistently Hot Performances he turned in, he really should have been ! He possessed a cute face, nice build, nice dick, blonde hair & mustached, along with a kind of puppy dog persona that was completely winning to me. Plus, he also had a Pair o' Gorgeous, Rounded, Bouncy Buttocks that were pre-Destined to receive Cocks & Lots of 'Em, too !

One of his best scenes & my personal favorite, is from the loop film WET SHORTS, which pairs him with JW King, as a contractor who's been hired by Clement. Eric wants to pour over blueprints, but JW prefers instead to pour, spill & spurt his cum over Eric's ass, after a serious fucking !

In a second scene from the same movie, Eric is a squatter discovered trespassing by pals JW King & RJ Reynolds. Once again, Clement gets fucked, but this time the lucky duck gets double teamed by both King & Reynolds !

Besides WET SHORTS, the Eric Clement films of which I'm familiar are 

MORE HOT RODS, with Eric getting fucked by Todd Russell amidst some abandoned Packard automobiles, SOCCER GAMES, as a fellow team-mate who's topped by Ty Arthur, BIG MEN ON CAMPUS, again co-starring with JW King & RJ Reynolds, but this time Clement plays a pledge who's coerced & masterfully fucked by frat brother Duff Paxton & The FRENCHMAN & The LOVERS, as Bob Blount's former boyfriend from France, who's up to no good !

 In my opinion, Eric Clement is one of the un-sung superstars of Gay Porn's Classic Era  & so, well....I'm singin' him ! He's certainly on par with the likes of such mega-bottoms as Derek Cameron, Joey Stefano, Stonie or Steve Rambo ! Now, despite how this reads, this is not an ad ! However, I believe all the afore mention'd film titles are available through Bijou Video, so, if you aren't familiar with Eric Clement's work, I'd most definitely recommend checking him out sometime ! You won't be sorry & I guaran-DAMN-tee ya, you won't be soft, neither ! ;-)

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Cabin Fervor

                               CARMINE'S ARIA by CMan

The four old friends had spent the entire evening & late into the night reminiscing about old times ! And of course, being guys, the talk had eventually turned to their current Sex Lives ! Nearly all agreed that while they were far from Viagra-dependent, they none of them were  as frisky as they'd been back in high school 20 years earlier ! All, that is, except Carmine !

"My cock," he boasted, " Still gets just as hard & fucks just as long as it did when I was 18 !"

The other guys laughed ! "BULLSHIT !" they chimed in unison !

Carmine shook his head. Could it be ? Had they forgotten in a mere 20 years that one should never doubt nor dare Carmine Bizzet of Yonkers, NY ?!

Carmine lept up, jerked opened his fire engine red longjohns & hauled out that which was once, from beneath the bleachers during a Homecoming Game, loudly & most inopportunely proclaimed "The Biggest Dick of the Class of '92 !"

Carmine cleared his throat. " FOOLS ! Focus your eyes & prick up your ears, as I sing myself to a No-hands Orgasmic Crescendo !" Then with perfect intonation, phrasing & pitch, he sang the entire "Toreador Song" from Bizet's CARMEN ! And at the final "...L'Amour ! L'Amour ! L'Amour ! Toreador ! Toreador ! Toreador !", Carmine burst forth with an Opus of Seminal Fluid, at which point his chastened friends burst into spontaneously uproarious applause !

"Boy Howdy ! I'd forgotten how well you could sing !", said one !

"And I'd forgotten how far up into the rafters you project !", said another !

Then, added the last, " And I'd forgotten just how thick, sweet & gushy a fuck pole you have, too, you fucker !"

    And with that, the Curtain Came Up !

                                         THE END

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SILVER & BARBARO: A Fantasy Porn Match-up !

                       ALLEN SILVER & PAUL BARBARO:
  A coupl'a Silver Dad,s who together would make a Big, Fat'n' Splashy Silver LOAD Explosion on film !
C'mon, Joe Gage ! Hot Older Male ! Make this Happen !
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ARTUR DOOLEY: Office Nerd

Artur, who shared a home with his sister & her 5 children, eventually found that his best opportunity for complete privacy & release were during lunch hour, inside his rarely visited rear corner cubicle, at the office !
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Sometimes, In-appropriate Fun is the Most FUN ! 
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Tin Tin & The Case of the Tattoo'd Tuchas !

 

I was amazed & said so to a friend, at the existence & popularity of Tin Tin/Captain Haddock slash porn, to which my friend replied, "RULE 34 !". Anyhow, I figured I'd jump on the bandwagon, too !

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Sometimes, In-appropriate Fun is the Most FUN ! 
Copies of Brave Men Do are still available.And Brave Men Do 2 is coming soon !

I can't believe how long it's been since I've posted here, but rest assured, dear Followers, I'm back & like Dolly Levi, I'll never go away so long again ! ;-)

To Be Discussed

Latest commission painting for a very good client & friend who's been great for my Ego, my Muse & my pocketbook ! Hope he won't mind my posting this ! ...

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New-cummer Alex Cox

One of the latest new discoveries on SUITE 703 is soon-to-be megastar Alex Cox ! His introductory scene with Porn Superstar/DJ Tristan Jaxx is mind numbingly, cock hardening ! Cox is a bottom who clearly enjoys, in fact insists on, getting fucked & practically directs Jaxx throughout their scene ! You can view the entire hot clip on Xvideo ! Also, there's a plethora of great stills on Way Big !
Cox is such a tall, tanned, athletically fit, slice o' Heaven, with PECS Galore !
Definitely worthy of CMan-ization & more !
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For A Great Client

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Tour Bus Piss Break

No idea what I had in mind or where I meant to go with this 'toon, but it seems to have come out fine, just the same !






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Jake's Dad

...And from that moment on no one cared Jake was gone ! ;-)
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Fantasy Porn Fu... er, uh...Match-up

PAUL BARBARO & BRENT V:
This is my own small attempt at a purely self-serving propaganda campaign to get Pantheon/Hot Older Male, or any studio, for that matter, to pair these two Super Silver Studs in what I know would be THE Hottest Fuck Scene EVER !! Barbaro OWNS every scene he's ever done, but I'm thinking Brent V could more than hold his AND Paul's Own !!





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Long Distance Frisbee on a Very Short Pier

The Men of MUDFLAP COUNTY USA !









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Salutin' Ol' Glory

My GTC submission for JULY 2011 !



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"It Takes A Retirement Village"

ASSISTED LIVING by CMan
Hudson Carswell had been caught by surprise once already today ! Earlier, when his 19 year old son Nash had asked to come along on Hudson's weekly visit to his 92 year old Grandfather at Rambling Acres Rest Home."He's done with the book I lent him", Nash had said. But the bigger shock, of course, had been walking in on his aged elder & finding him tunneling face first, almost up to the neck, within the mounds of part time facility staff member Raul's butt cheeks !! Hudson hadn't known what to say or what to do ! His Brain had simply defaulted to FREEZE mode ! His son Nash, on the other hand, had dropped trou', hitched up his shirt, then bent over the foot of his great-grandfather's bed, as if it were the most natural thing to do in the world ! He picked up a book lying near the edge of the bed. "You like it, grampa ? ", he smirked, as he began to flipped through the pages ! His grampa smiled. "Enough to get started on an outsider !"
Raul seemed as perplexed as Hudson, at first & had begun to pull up his nursing scrubs, but sensing... something ... had thought better of it .
Hudson felt he really ought to insist on an explanation, but couldn't seem to find his tongue, leading to his third surprise, for clearly his tongue was in his mouth, swelling & salivating at the sight of the two exposed bum- holes before him ! One of them his own son's ! And dangling below that were Nash's cum inflated balls & his thick , almost crescent curved, cock ! Suddenly Hudson felt his granddad's fingers against his shoulder, pushing him forward, albeit with a force of pressure that was near non-existent. For though his nonagenerian relative had seemed quite capable of lifting Raul off his feet with his tongue only moments earlier, the elder Carswell was neither young nor strong. So why, Hudson wondered, was he finding it nearly impossible...no, completely impossible... to resist his bony fingered proddings ? Why, too, were his knees slowly buckling without any such command having emanated from his cerebral cortex ?!
In a faint tadpole of a voice, Hudson croaked out,"Gra...Granddad...". He swallowed, then continued, "What is all this ?"
Grandfather Carswell patted him comfortingly on the back. "You're introduction to Assisted Living , Hud !"
Raul, any lingering questions now answered, released his hold on his scrubs & resumed his prior position.
Nash, propping his head up on one arm, glanced back over his shoulder & quipped, " So, who's walker do I hav'ta polish to get my ass eaten around here ?!"
THE END

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DODGER WOLF

Fiery, Furry & Ferociously Fine @ Fucking !!!
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opposite Keith Hunter....














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BMD featured on ROIDS & RANTS !

I'm very grateful to Erik proprietor of the ROIDS & RANTS blog who was kind enough to post one of my illustrations for BRAVE MEN DO on his site today ! Hope everyone reading this will click here BMD & visit his site today &, hopefully, leave a comment !! Tell 'em CMan Sent You !! ;-)

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Randy & the CIRCLE J RANCH

Great article in the current Dallas Voice on the CIRCLE J near Gun Barrel City, Texas ! The Ranch is co-owned by two old friends of mine, Mitch & Randy ! ( That's Randy, to the left, along with a 'toon I drew of him ! ) Check out their Suh-WEET Get-a-way & the article by clicking the following links ! http://www.campcirclej.com/

http://www.dallasvoice.com/cover-story-kind-camp-1078507.html

The SEXIEST MAN EVER !!!!

Did some tweaks on some past pics !
My co-worker Eric ( revised )....

ROBIN WALDEN

I was fortunate enough to obtain these Excellent Robin Walden pieces from the Great Man & Artist Himself, several years ago. I had sent him a fan letter, along with a magnet made from a cartoon I'd drawn. I don't think he'd mind my sharing these images or his very kind & supportive letter with you all ! ...

























Walden is an Exceptional & Talented Creator of Gay Male Erotica ! His works have appeared in Handjobs & RFD magazines for several years ! I only wish there were a purchasable collection of his Wonderful Artworks !!...


































Oh, yes. Below is the magnet I gave him that prompted Robin's largesse !!





















So, as you can see, I definitely got the better of the deal !
" Robin Walden, THANK YOU, Man !!" :-)

http://robinwalden.furr.org/

Jake Cruise

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