Saturday, December 26, 2009

My Latest Hero !

CMan of the YEAR AWARD :
Out, Gay Rugby Player GARETH THOMAS !

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

CMan's Greetings !

1. If you've waited too late
to reach Santa by mail,
well, just never you fret.
St.Nick carries a cell !

2. Bulbs & Bottoms .

3. Mistletoe.

4. To Hell With Cookies & Milk !

5. And for the Str8ts....

H A P P Y H O L I D A Y S , E V E R Y O N E !!!!

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

A Wonderous Sight or At the Rear Of the Vicarage

One of my favorite X-mas songs...

Best Version, in my opinion, to be found is on CHRISTMAS with JULIE ANDREWS

Sunday, December 13, 2009

DJ Tim Jones !!

Another Beautiful, Talented Bloke from the U.K. !
A Musical Sexy Dude who's TONKER Approved !!

Tuesday, December 1, 2009


One of the Most Intelligent , Original & Erotic Gentlemen to be found on the World Wide Web ! And I know what you're thinking...;-)

To see how little I've exaggerated Yasser's attributes check out the links below !

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Cowboy Lanier !

Bryant Lanier is a Multi-Talented Fellow who Acts, Directs, Models & also fills out a T-shirt & Slacks better'n anybody you'll ever know !!


Another Big Muscle Find ! His name's MATT & he's very Lean & Sexy.

But don't take my word for it....

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Reds for Andy.

The late Andy Dill was an admirer of Carrot Tops. What a Great Guy he was ,too .
Here's a couple of drawings I did for him back in '05....

1. Red Surfer. Hanging Cock.

2. Squatter's Rights !

To see Real Live Red Heads visit Gingerhead's link below...


That's the Big Muscle Profile I.D. number for that very Sexy Tiremonkey MICHAEL !

Gotta Love Them Blondes !!

Tuesday, November 17, 2009


I dunno if Eric Balfour is a good actor or not, but with a suh-WEET bod like his , he doesn't hav'ta be !!

Saturday, October 17, 2009

A Better Butt & Crotch !

When CLINT BLACK burst on the scene back in 1990, there was nobody who filled a pair of jeans better ! ( Garth Brooks filled his more thoroughly, but to a totally different effect ! ) In time, I got over his marriage to Lisa Hartman, but I still blame her for the current loose fit of his Levis !


The Lost Cartwright

I always felt that John Michael Montgomery bore a striking resemblance to the late Dan Blocker, who played Hoss on BONANZA ! Can't help but think, a big, burly guy like him, would tend to have a near insatiable appetite regarding...everything !
Course, I don't know , but it's FUN to Speculate !!

His Best song, in my opinion, is I CAN LOVE YOU LIKE THAT !
( If only...)

Tractor Pull

A good friend suggested I do a picture of Country singer JASON ALDEAN. He sings a song about some kind'a farm machine he likes to offer rides on. Hope it's more reliable than the one Oliver had on GREEN ACRES !!

Got me to thinking of past C&W singers I've drawn...

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Brent Cage

Gorgeous UK Stud & Top Model , Brent Cage !

( Click title above to go to Brent's blog .
You can also find Brent at the following links. )

Saturday, October 10, 2009


One Big, Bad, Muscular, Italian Male !
( Or is that being redundant ? )

( Click title above to go to Frank's Site. )

Sunday, September 20, 2009

RON STONE : Rockin' Wood Stone !!

Hands Down, Top to Bottom, Every Square F-ing Inch of this guy is SEXXX- EEE !!!!!

( Click title to go to Ron's website. )

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Country Fuckers

Somethin' 'bout Rednecks , Cocks & Fucking just sets my Pen & Imagination off !...

Sunday, September 13, 2009

DEREK STEEL : A Return...?

Rumour has it that the One & Only , Primo Muscle Dad DEREK STEEL will be returning to the XXX Industry ! HUZZAH !!!

I've been a Huge Fan of Derek's ever since I first saw his Twin , Boulder-sized Pectorals and the rest of his Massive Physique & Appendages !!
He had an all too brief porn career culminating in the Big Blue Production Classic MUSCLEMEN MOVING COMPANY in which Derek delivers an Impressive & Hard Pounding-ly Thorough Power Fuck to Jim Slade's Luscious, dare I say it , Buns of STEEL !! ;-)
Not many details, so far, as to the what / when & where of Derek's 'return' , but as details emerge, trust me, I'll pass 'em on to ya !
Meanwhile, if you'd like to drop Derek a line , his contact info is...

Also, click the title above to go to Derek's webpage
which, cross fingers, should be up & running soon !

" Derek, we've missed ya, buddy ! Welcome Back !!"

Saturday, September 12, 2009

Workin' Fence on a Gray Cloudy Day

It's a quiet, mellow, rainy weekend here , so this seems an appropriate posting
for today...

( For a view of real life cowboys click the title above for Ray's Cowboy Blog . )

Friday, September 11, 2009

Bat Pricks

You guessed it. My October submission to GTC Magazine ...

" If You Suck It THEY Will Cum !!!"

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

BgM : Sactoswine ( Love This Guy's Ass !! )

One of my Favorite BIG MUSCLE Subjects !

( Click title to go to Sactoswine's Big Muscle Profile )

Hetero Hero Harry Reems

Aww...C'mon , my fellow gays, the man had a Great Body, Handsome Face & Huge Dick !
It's not his Fault he was Str8t !! ;-)

The AHunter In Texas !

A client claiming to be his boyfriend commissioned this.
Wasn't til years later that I learned who Alessandro was,
as well as who's boyfriend he wasn't ! LOL !
He's a bit furrier than when I first drew this, but no less SmoooooTHUH !!

Friday, August 28, 2009

ALAIN PETRIZ : Mr. Universe

Fine & Classy ! Sexy as all get out & the Hottest Over or Under 40 Bodybuilder ever !
I mean, he ain't Mr. UNIVERSE for nothing !!
To see for yourself, visit his website at ...

( Click Title to go to Alain's site )

And to see an Utterly Extraordinary 3D re-creation of Alain ,
along with many others, by artist MSSF, check out his blog page...

The images are STUNNING !!

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Mudflap Fuckers

Noticed I'd been drawing my boys blowing each other , but not much else, so...

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Fredrick Ford

Great Face, Tight Bod @ a Voice that's Out'a This WORLD !!!!

( Click Title to go to Fredrick's site )

Saturday, August 15, 2009

My Latest GayTruckers Mag Submission

Personally, I can't do with the heat, grass stains & buzzing insects, but Pickle Parks certainly have their Fan Base ! And I Love Them All !!

Monday, August 10, 2009

Scattershot Thoughts

Don't know why I went there. Just recall one night,not having anything to do, I got to thinking how Hot it'd be if Conan were to fuck the Rock as opposed to interviewing him !

Not, of course, that I'm suggesting either would be interested in doing such a thing, on or off camera !

Sunday, August 2, 2009

Morning Starter

I love drawing my lead MUDFLAP characters KC & EuEarl.
While I've certainly drawn 'em flat-out fucking, I personally
enjoy creating these quiet little domestic scenes , which I
find more artistically & erotically satisfying !

Thursday, July 30, 2009

SONOMA JACK of Hot Older Male

My drawing of the Iconic & Erotic Cowboy Stud SONOMA JACK , whom I first saw on the HOM website back in 2005 !
( I believe this is what prairie dawgs howl for ! )

I finally met the Great Man a few years later @ Folsom .
Just as Sexy Live, but unfortunately for me then, I still had my former waistline !

Ironically, I've never gotten around to showing him these pics !

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

An Ol' GTC Submission...

I forget how I'd originally captioned this, but it's a suh-WEET pic; no ?

Sunday, July 26, 2009


This Massive Male is named Hans, who recently accepted my Friends Request on MySpace ! Hans possesses the three double B's. Big Beauty ! Big Brawn ! And a BIG BIG CHEST !!

Saturday, July 25, 2009


I just never get tired of drawing this guy !

( Click title to go to Ironmilk's MySpace page )

Todd Spears: ESCORT

And one of the Hottest,Mammoth Hung Escorts you're likely to find anywhere !
I fuckin' LOVE that 70's Porn 'Stach ! Suh-WEET !!

...No, I've neither met nor hired him, but ain't sayin' I wouldn't !!
See the links below !...

Monday, July 20, 2009

REC'D !!!

Since January of this year I've been working in a print shop warehouse. The first blue collar position I've ever held . Four months ago, within weeks of each other, two things happened. The plant got a new Warehouse Manager & I was transfered to the Shipping/Recieving Dept. Let me be clear ! The confluence of those two events, the fact that the new supe reminds me HEAVILY of the Great Love-of-my-Life & that our UPS guy is a Smoking Hot ,Mid-Thirties, Deep Tanned, Gray-haired STUD has NOTHING to do with this drawing, which I felt in-explicably compelled to do over the w/e ! Nor are any of the characters drawn meant to represent any persons living or dead !

...Course, I had to put off a few commissions to do it. Perhaps they can use it in the next Gay Trucker's Classified . UPS drivers are truckers; right ?!!

Sunday, July 19, 2009

HOM : Erik Sengaard !

Listen, I like all types of men , but I must admit to a particular fondness for the Mature Male ! Thanks to sites like Older4me ,& especially , there's a Huge & Diverse Cornucopia of Gay/Grey Beefcake for me & my fellow DILF Fans to Peruse, Ponder & Pop-One-Off Over !
Erik here is one of the Latest & Hottest additions to the HotOlderMale Stable . And to get a Live-Action Load of this Stallion's horseflesh, just click on the link below !!...

Best keep that cum rag handy !!!

SCOTT, King of

I have hundreds of friends on the MySpace social network. This fellows page is among the Best ! His latest photos ( Not to in any way short-change the others on his page, which are also Fantastic ! ),recently posted literally STOPPED me in my tracks yesterday !
There was nothing for it, but for me to sit myself down & try'n capture their Brilliance via this caricature. Below you'll find links to Scott's MySpace page, as well as to the photogragher responsible for these Excellent Pics !

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

New 'Toon for Upcoming GTC Issue

Thinking about making my drawings a bit more erotically active .

We'll see...

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Lito Cruz & Bryce Anderson

Cruz' cock up Anderson's Ass ! HEAVEN !! ( SIGH )