ERIC CLEMENT: A Tribute by CMan

 Anybody out there remember porn star uber-bottom ERIC CLEMENT ?! He starred in a number of loops in the late 70's & early '80s, as well as a few feature length titles ! He was never a headliner, though given the consistently Hot Performances he turned in, he really should have been ! He possessed a cute face, nice build, nice dick, blonde hair & mustached, along with a kind of puppy dog persona that was completely winning to me. Plus, he also had a Pair o' Gorgeous, Rounded, Bouncy Buttocks that were pre-Destined to receive Cocks & Lots of 'Em, too !

One of his best scenes & my personal favorite, is from the loop film WET SHORTS, which pairs him with JW King, as a contractor who's been hired by Clement. Eric wants to pour over blueprints, but JW prefers instead to pour, spill & spurt his cum over Eric's ass, after a serious fucking !

In a second scene from the same movie, Eric is a squatter discovered trespassing by pals JW King & RJ Reynolds. Once again, Clement gets fucked, but this time the lucky duck gets double teamed by both King & Reynolds !

Besides WET SHORTS, the Eric Clement films of which I'm familiar are 

MORE HOT RODS, with Eric getting fucked by Todd Russell amidst some abandoned Packard automobiles, SOCCER GAMES, as a fellow team-mate who's topped by Ty Arthur, BIG MEN ON CAMPUS, again co-starring with JW King & RJ Reynolds, but this time Clement plays a pledge who's coerced & masterfully fucked by frat brother Duff Paxton & The FRENCHMAN & The LOVERS, as Bob Blount's former boyfriend from France, who's up to no good !

 In my opinion, Eric Clement is one of the un-sung superstars of Gay Porn's Classic Era  & so, well....I'm singin' him ! He's certainly on par with the likes of such mega-bottoms as Derek Cameron, Joey Stefano, Stonie or Steve Rambo ! Now, despite how this reads, this is not an ad ! However, I believe all the afore mention'd film titles are available through Bijou Video, so, if you aren't familiar with Eric Clement's work, I'd most definitely recommend checking him out sometime ! You won't be sorry & I guaran-DAMN-tee ya, you won't be soft, neither ! ;-)

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Cabin Fervor

                               CARMINE'S ARIA by CMan

The four old friends had spent the entire evening & late into the night reminiscing about old times ! And of course, being guys, the talk had eventually turned to their current Sex Lives ! Nearly all agreed that while they were far from Viagra-dependent, they none of them were  as frisky as they'd been back in high school 20 years earlier ! All, that is, except Carmine !

"My cock," he boasted, " Still gets just as hard & fucks just as long as it did when I was 18 !"

The other guys laughed ! "BULLSHIT !" they chimed in unison !

Carmine shook his head. Could it be ? Had they forgotten in a mere 20 years that one should never doubt nor dare Carmine Bizzet of Yonkers, NY ?!

Carmine lept up, jerked opened his fire engine red longjohns & hauled out that which was once, from beneath the bleachers during a Homecoming Game, loudly & most inopportunely proclaimed "The Biggest Dick of the Class of '92 !"

Carmine cleared his throat. " FOOLS ! Focus your eyes & prick up your ears, as I sing myself to a No-hands Orgasmic Crescendo !" Then with perfect intonation, phrasing & pitch, he sang the entire "Toreador Song" from Bizet's CARMEN ! And at the final "...L'Amour ! L'Amour ! L'Amour ! Toreador ! Toreador ! Toreador !", Carmine burst forth with an Opus of Seminal Fluid, at which point his chastened friends burst into spontaneously uproarious applause !

"Boy Howdy ! I'd forgotten how well you could sing !", said one !

"And I'd forgotten how far up into the rafters you project !", said another !

Then, added the last, " And I'd forgotten just how thick, sweet & gushy a fuck pole you have, too, you fucker !"

    And with that, the Curtain Came Up !

                                         THE END

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Doryl's Thanksgiving Pre-Game Tradition

"Well, he is our best Defensive End !"

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One Last Quick Kiss

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Daddy's Shoot

"I'm sure glad you decided to lose the cape !"     

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BRIAN'S CIRCL': T-Day Prep

"Happy Turkey Day, Y'All !"

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FSTF: Workin' Late ( The Petreaus Game 1950's Style)

           "Y'know how it is, Babe. Counting Inventory takes time !"
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