ERIC CLEMENT: A Tribute by CMan

 Anybody out there remember porn star uber-bottom ERIC CLEMENT ?! He starred in a number of loops in the late 70's & early '80s, as well as a few feature length titles ! He was never a headliner, though given the consistently Hot Performances he turned in, he really should have been ! He possessed a cute face, nice build, nice dick, blonde hair & mustached, along with a kind of puppy dog persona that was completely winning to me. Plus, he also had a Pair o' Gorgeous, Rounded, Bouncy Buttocks that were pre-Destined to receive Cocks & Lots of 'Em, too !

One of his best scenes & my personal favorite, is from the loop film WET SHORTS, which pairs him with JW King, as a contractor who's been hired by Clement. Eric wants to pour over blueprints, but JW prefers instead to pour, spill & spurt his cum over Eric's ass, after a serious fucking !

In a second scene from the same movie, Eric is a squatter discovered trespassing by pals JW King & RJ Reynolds. Once again, Clement gets fucked, but this time the lucky duck gets double teamed by both King & Reynolds !

Besides WET SHORTS, the Eric Clement films of which I'm familiar are 

MORE HOT RODS, with Eric getting fucked by Todd Russell amidst some abandoned Packard automobiles, SOCCER GAMES, as a fellow team-mate who's topped by Ty Arthur, BIG MEN ON CAMPUS, again co-starring with JW King & RJ Reynolds, but this time Clement plays a pledge who's coerced & masterfully fucked by frat brother Duff Paxton & The FRENCHMAN & The LOVERS, as Bob Blount's former boyfriend from France, who's up to no good !

 In my opinion, Eric Clement is one of the un-sung superstars of Gay Porn's Classic Era  & so, well....I'm singin' him ! He's certainly on par with the likes of such mega-bottoms as Derek Cameron, Joey Stefano, Stonie or Steve Rambo ! Now, despite how this reads, this is not an ad ! However, I believe all the afore mention'd film titles are available through Bijou Video, so, if you aren't familiar with Eric Clement's work, I'd most definitely recommend checking him out sometime ! You won't be sorry & I guaran-DAMN-tee ya, you won't be soft, neither ! ;-)

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Cabin Fervor

                               CARMINE'S ARIA by CMan

The four old friends had spent the entire evening & late into the night reminiscing about old times ! And of course, being guys, the talk had eventually turned to their current Sex Lives ! Nearly all agreed that while they were far from Viagra-dependent, they none of them were  as frisky as they'd been back in high school 20 years earlier ! All, that is, except Carmine !

"My cock," he boasted, " Still gets just as hard & fucks just as long as it did when I was 18 !"

The other guys laughed ! "BULLSHIT !" they chimed in unison !

Carmine shook his head. Could it be ? Had they forgotten in a mere 20 years that one should never doubt nor dare Carmine Bizzet of Yonkers, NY ?!

Carmine lept up, jerked opened his fire engine red longjohns & hauled out that which was once, from beneath the bleachers during a Homecoming Game, loudly & most inopportunely proclaimed "The Biggest Dick of the Class of '92 !"

Carmine cleared his throat. " FOOLS ! Focus your eyes & prick up your ears, as I sing myself to a No-hands Orgasmic Crescendo !" Then with perfect intonation, phrasing & pitch, he sang the entire "Toreador Song" from Bizet's CARMEN ! And at the final "...L'Amour ! L'Amour ! L'Amour ! Toreador ! Toreador ! Toreador !", Carmine burst forth with an Opus of Seminal Fluid, at which point his chastened friends burst into spontaneously uproarious applause !

"Boy Howdy ! I'd forgotten how well you could sing !", said one !

"And I'd forgotten how far up into the rafters you project !", said another !

Then, added the last, " And I'd forgotten just how thick, sweet & gushy a fuck pole you have, too, you fucker !"

    And with that, the Curtain Came Up !

                                         THE END

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Doryl's Thanksgiving Pre-Game Tradition

"Well, he is our best Defensive End !"

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One Last Quick Kiss

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Daddy's Shoot

"I'm sure glad you decided to lose the cape !"     

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BRIAN'S CIRCL': T-Day Prep

"Happy Turkey Day, Y'All !"

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FSTF: Workin' Late ( The Petreaus Game 1950's Style)

           "Y'know how it is, Babe. Counting Inventory takes time !"
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BRIAN'S CIRCL': Endurance

BUC & BRIAN:

"Brian, I swore I weren't cummin' 'til my legs gave out under ya & gawd-dammit,  I meant it !"
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SILVER & BARBARO: A Fantasy Porn Match-up !

                       ALLEN SILVER & PAUL BARBARO:
  A coupl'a Silver Dad,s who together would make a Big, Fat'n' Splashy Silver LOAD Explosion on film !
C'mon, Joe Gage ! Hot Older Male ! Make this Happen !
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Politics On Alt-World

“…Saaay, Numbers Man ! You’re workin’ up quite a sweat, there !… Paul, uhmmmmm, I just want you to know, however this thing works out. You’ll always be like one of my own boys to me…. “

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Jambalaya Friday

For all his social awkwardness, KC was a mighty fine dancer, while EuEarl,  his early childhood steeped in the Bayou Tradition, could sing & play an accordion with a skill to rival the legendary Queen Ida ! So it wasn’t at all unusual for the two of ‘em to, on a late Friday afternoon & into the evening,  give themselves over to a Private & Personal Two Man-Black Top-Zydeco-Fias Do Do ! EuEarl was apt, however, to change lyrics on occasion, to "Jambalaya" f'instance, to suit his aims…

“…Settled down. Far from town. Off’a the High-Oh !

And I shoo all the ‘fish’ from my Guy-Oh !

Bends for ME, my KC, when I need-Oh !

Strok’a ma gun, I always shoot Big Cum, with ma Guy-Oh !…”

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HEAD COUNT Finale 30 - 33

( Previous Installment )

Prepare for a Bone Gripping, Toe Clinching, Cum Splashy 'Woofy' Winkler style Finish, Y'all !...

Well, Guys ( And Gals. for Ladies, you are welcome ! ), Alan & I hope you've thoroughly enjoyed reading HEAD COUNT ! We strive to Entertain ! Each of our collaborations are simultaneous Labors of Love, with a healthy Lobbing of Lust, as well ! So, if  HEAD COUNT got ya Hot AND Hard, then we're Happy ! And if it leads you to enquire about & eventually purchase BRAVE MEN DO 2 or the original & also available BRAVE MEN DO, then you're gonna make us downright Hysterical, my friends ! 

Please feel free to comment here or, if you'd like to send either of us a private message, you can reach me CMan at c2bricircl@aol.com or Alan at woofy@woofytales.com. ! 

THANKS !

And REMEMBER:

"Sometimes Inappropriate Fun Is The MOST Fun !"

HEAD COUNT 24 - 29

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Harold's duties as a census taker have involved him in a frisky bit of re-DICK-stricting ! 

( OUCH ! Awful pun, but don't worry. HEAD COUNT  keeps gets better ! )

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"Sometimes Inappropriate Fun Is The MOST Fun"

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HEAD COUNT 18 - 23

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When Hot 'n' Horny, Homeless Cocks Explode, 

Everyone Gets Splattered, as you shall see as HEAD COUNT continues...

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"Sometimes Inappropriate Fun Is The MOST Fun !"

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HEAD COUNT 15 - 17

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This installment of HEAD COUNT ends with a shot of Ass ! 

Y'know, many's the James Cameron film that would've greatly benefited from ending similarly !...

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HEAD COUNT 12 - 14

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Well, if you're not at least pre-cumming by now, 

were either on the wrong track...or possibly you're a lesbian ! ;-) ...

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HEAD COUNT 9 - 11

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I trust our story's kept your attention, so far ! If so, check out BRAVE MEN DO 2 at Woofy Tales later ! 

For now, let's see what else is revealed to Harold's eyes & memory !... 

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REMEMBER:
"Sometimes Inappropriate Fun Is The MOST Fun !"

HEAD COUNT 5 - 8

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To coincide with the release of BRAVE MEN DO 2, Woofy & I would like to present an illustrated tale, which isn't in BMD2, but definitely has the Look & Flavor of our latest book ! So, without further ado, here are pages 5 through 7 of HEAD COUNT, with more to follow soon ! Enjoy !...

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REMEMBER:
"Sometimes Inappropriate Fun Is The MOST Fun !"

HEAD COUNT pages 1 - 4...

To coincide with the release of BRAVE MEN DO 2, Woofy & I would like to present an illustrated tale, which isn't available in either BMD or BMD2, but definitely has the Look, Feel & Flavor of our new book ! So, without further ado, may I present pages 1 through 4 of  HEAD COUNT, with more to follow soon ! Enjoy...Oh, and no pressure, but a comment would surely be appreciated !

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"Sometimes Inappropriate Fun Is The MOST Fun !"

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Your Long, Long Wait Is Over !...

To Friends & Pervs Everywhere !:
No longer must you sit perched atop your mailboxes, my friends. ( Unless, of course, that's your Thing ! ). The latest Alan 'Woofy' Winkler/ CManArt collaboration is Here ! BRAVE MEN DO 2, the long awaited follow up to BRAVE MEN DO, is now available in softcover & e-book formats ! 12 Hot Stories of 'Family Fun' written by the Inimitable Woofy Guy himself , with over 70 Illicit Illustrations  all
In Color by Yours Truly ! That's nearly 6 Hot Pics per story !
 ( My hand is still sore & not just from holding a paintbrush ! )
Available at WOOFY TALES, now ! And remember ...

"Sometimes, Inappropriate Fun Is The Most FUN !"

A Monkee, A Beatle... Oh, My !

In a seedy motel room, off Abbey Road in Clarksville-on-Thames, U.K., two 60's Boy Band Icons converge !
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 Sometimes, In-appropriate Fun is the Most FUN ! 
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TAILGATING

Q-BUBBA & DOMINGO !
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Country Breakfast

I'm mostly a Sour Dough Jack guy, myself, but... ;-)
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