Cabin Fervor

                               CARMINE'S ARIA by CMan

The four old friends had spent the entire evening & late into the night reminiscing about old times ! And of course, being guys, the talk had eventually turned to their current Sex Lives ! Nearly all agreed that while they were far from Viagra-dependent, they none of them were  as frisky as they'd been back in high school 20 years earlier ! All, that is, except Carmine !

"My cock," he boasted, " Still gets just as hard & fucks just as long as it did when I was 18 !"

The other guys laughed ! "BULLSHIT !" they chimed in unison !

Carmine shook his head. Could it be ? Had they forgotten in a mere 20 years that one should never doubt nor dare Carmine Bizzet of Yonkers, NY ?!

Carmine lept up, jerked opened his fire engine red longjohns & hauled out that which was once, from beneath the bleachers during a Homecoming Game, loudly & most inopportunely proclaimed "The Biggest Dick of the Class of '92 !"

Carmine cleared his throat. " FOOLS ! Focus your eyes & prick up your ears, as I sing myself to a No-hands Orgasmic Crescendo !" Then with perfect intonation, phrasing & pitch, he sang the entire "Toreador Song" from Bizet's CARMEN ! And at the final "...L'Amour ! L'Amour ! L'Amour ! Toreador ! Toreador ! Toreador !", Carmine burst forth with an Opus of Seminal Fluid, at which point his chastened friends burst into spontaneously uproarious applause !

"Boy Howdy ! I'd forgotten how well you could sing !", said one !

"And I'd forgotten how far up into the rafters you project !", said another !

Then, added the last, " And I'd forgotten just how thick, sweet & gushy a fuck pole you have, too, you fucker !"

    And with that, the Curtain Came Up !

                                         THE END

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This pic is 7 years old, although I only just finished it this morning, after having started it back in 2004. Don't ask why it's taken me so long. I truly DON'T know !! ;-)

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"It Takes A Retirement Village"

ASSISTED LIVING by CMan
Hudson Carswell had been caught by surprise once already today ! Earlier, when his 19 year old son Nash had asked to come along on Hudson's weekly visit to his 92 year old Grandfather at Rambling Acres Rest Home."He's done with the book I lent him", Nash had said. But the bigger shock, of course, had been walking in on his aged elder & finding him tunneling face first, almost up to the neck, within the mounds of part time facility staff member Raul's butt cheeks !! Hudson hadn't known what to say or what to do ! His Brain had simply defaulted to FREEZE mode ! His son Nash, on the other hand, had dropped trou', hitched up his shirt, then bent over the foot of his great-grandfather's bed, as if it were the most natural thing to do in the world ! He picked up a book lying near the edge of the bed. "You like it, grampa ? ", he smirked, as he began to flipped through the pages ! His grampa smiled. "Enough to get started on an outsider !"
Raul seemed as perplexed as Hudson, at first & had begun to pull up his nursing scrubs, but sensing... something ... had thought better of it .
Hudson felt he really ought to insist on an explanation, but couldn't seem to find his tongue, leading to his third surprise, for clearly his tongue was in his mouth, swelling & salivating at the sight of the two exposed bum- holes before him ! One of them his own son's ! And dangling below that were Nash's cum inflated balls & his thick , almost crescent curved, cock ! Suddenly Hudson felt his granddad's fingers against his shoulder, pushing him forward, albeit with a force of pressure that was near non-existent. For though his nonagenerian relative had seemed quite capable of lifting Raul off his feet with his tongue only moments earlier, the elder Carswell was neither young nor strong. So why, Hudson wondered, was he finding it nearly impossible...no, completely impossible... to resist his bony fingered proddings ? Why, too, were his knees slowly buckling without any such command having emanated from his cerebral cortex ?!
In a faint tadpole of a voice, Hudson croaked out,"Gra...Granddad...". He swallowed, then continued, "What is all this ?"
Grandfather Carswell patted him comfortingly on the back. "You're introduction to Assisted Living , Hud !"
Raul, any lingering questions now answered, released his hold on his scrubs & resumed his prior position.
Nash, propping his head up on one arm, glanced back over his shoulder & quipped, " So, who's walker do I hav'ta polish to get my ass eaten around here ?!"
THE END

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