Showing posts with label group sex. Show all posts
Showing posts with label group sex. Show all posts

Thursday, June 30, 2011

Funnies On The Down Low 3

This pic is 7 years old, although I only just finished it this morning, after having started it back in 2004. Don't ask why it's taken me so long. I truly DON'T know !! ;-)

"Sometimes, inappropriate fun is the MOST FUN!"
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Monday, June 20, 2011

"It Takes A Retirement Village"

ASSISTED LIVING by CMan
Hudson Carswell had been caught by surprise once already today ! Earlier, when his 19 year old son Nash had asked to come along on Hudson's weekly visit to his 92 year old Grandfather at Rambling Acres Rest Home."He's done with the book I lent him", Nash had said. But the bigger shock, of course, had been walking in on his aged elder & finding him tunneling face first, almost up to the neck, within the mounds of part time facility staff member Raul's butt cheeks !! Hudson hadn't known what to say or what to do ! His Brain had simply defaulted to FREEZE mode ! His son Nash, on the other hand, had dropped trou', hitched up his shirt, then bent over the foot of his great-grandfather's bed, as if it were the most natural thing to do in the world ! He picked up a book lying near the edge of the bed. "You like it, grampa ? ", he smirked, as he began to flipped through the pages ! His grampa smiled. "Enough to get started on an outsider !"
Raul seemed as perplexed as Hudson, at first & had begun to pull up his nursing scrubs, but sensing... something ... had thought better of it .
Hudson felt he really ought to insist on an explanation, but couldn't seem to find his tongue, leading to his third surprise, for clearly his tongue was in his mouth, swelling & salivating at the sight of the two exposed bum- holes before him ! One of them his own son's ! And dangling below that were Nash's cum inflated balls & his thick , almost crescent curved, cock ! Suddenly Hudson felt his granddad's fingers against his shoulder, pushing him forward, albeit with a force of pressure that was near non-existent. For though his nonagenerian relative had seemed quite capable of lifting Raul off his feet with his tongue only moments earlier, the elder Carswell was neither young nor strong. So why, Hudson wondered, was he finding it nearly impossible...no, completely impossible... to resist his bony fingered proddings ? Why, too, were his knees slowly buckling without any such command having emanated from his cerebral cortex ?!
In a faint tadpole of a voice, Hudson croaked out,"Gra...Granddad...". He swallowed, then continued, "What is all this ?"
Grandfather Carswell patted him comfortingly on the back. "You're introduction to Assisted Living , Hud !"
Raul, any lingering questions now answered, released his hold on his scrubs & resumed his prior position.
Nash, propping his head up on one arm, glanced back over his shoulder & quipped, " So, who's walker do I hav'ta polish to get my ass eaten around here ?!"
THE END

"Sometimes, inappropriate fun is the MOST FUN!"
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( The above story is not included in the BMD Collection ! )

Monday, June 13, 2011

BMD featured on ROIDS & RANTS !


I'm very grateful to Erik proprietor of the ROIDS & RANTS blog who was kind enough to post one of my illustrations for BRAVE MEN DO on his site today ! Hope everyone reading this will click here BMD & visit his site today &, hopefully, leave a comment !! Tell 'em CMan Sent You !! ;-)

For ordering info on "Brave Men Do" click here .

Sunday, March 13, 2011

Civic Duty

A younger Str8t pal of mine begged me to whip up a quick B&W sketch of he & his bandmate as Marc Anthony & Julius Caesar being serviced by Cleopatra, Queen of the Nile ! As I'm fairly busy getting ready for the Tom of Finland Erotic Fair at the end of this month, I begged off, but after many more pleas, not to mention a certain mutually beneficial inducement, I relented ! Thing is, it turned out so well that I'm considering doing a full color version for the Fair ! And, besides, if it furthers an interest in World History among the current generation, is it not also my Civic Duty ?!
"A Knowledge of Our Past is Our Gateway Toward a Better Future !"
( That is how it goes; right ? ;-)

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Brave Men Do



I feel very fortunate, indeed, to announce the upcoming publication of the New Alan "Woofy" Winkler Erotica Collection titled "BRAVE MEN DO" ! Alan has written many stories for Handjobs magazine, including the current twelve part series "RIDIN' THE ZIPPER" . This is Woofy's first publication of original, never before seen stories. It is my immense pleasure & great fortune to have been commissioned to do the illustrations for these Masterfully Written & Emphatically HOT Short Stories , too !
They are..."Stories that'll make ya go... WOOF!" ;-)


For more info, click the WoofyTales link in my Blog Roll or Link Faves lists to the right or http://www.woofytales.com/ !


Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

PRIEST at PREY

Drawn in the early 2000's. I was watching the Airplane episode of FATHER TED, where they're heading home on a jetliner from some Priest Convention or other ( Typical "Father Ted" nonsensical set-up ! ;-) . Anyhow, while watching, my mind wandered to that Jane Fonda Camp Epic BARBARELLA, specifically to the Angel character, played by John Phillip Law ! The mash-up of thought, plus my own dis-regard for religions in general, lead to this !


Sunday, October 17, 2010

It's A Male Bonding Thing !!

Straight* guys enjoying a bit of post-collegiate comraderie !
Having Fun 'n' Spurtin' Cum Amongst Friends !!


























* Of course, they're 'Straight' ! There's a Pocket Pussy involved !! ;-)

Monday, January 11, 2010

Gay Midgets ?

I drew this for my MUDFLAP strip, but I'm posting it here because, well, why is there no Gay Midget Porn ? More specifically, why are there no Gay Midgets ? Statistically,there ought to be some ! I mean, at least 10% of the Population of Little People should be Gay; right ? So where are they ?
I'm not making a joke or indulging a fetish here. There must be a community of Gay Little People out there & that being so, they ought to be welcomed into our broader Gay Tent !
So, guy's , if you're out there, CManArt says, " C'mon in ,fellas ! It's high time you took your seats !"



Saturday, January 9, 2010